are my hire prices; to book an experienced
London caricaturist, they're the going rate if not competitive.
Venues beyond central-ish London will most likely require something for
the time, cost & trials of getting there & back, in which case I'll clearly point the
amount out in your
quote. Unless you're in the wilderness,
it's never that much.
certain I'm the only UK caricaturist with clear set
rates up on their site, I'm not quite sure why. For
me the only real variable in terms of logistics is
out for absurdly low, unfeasible "average", "guide"
and "starting" prices for the countless caricaturists showcased on price
comparison/certain agency websites.
Go by the artwork,
and perhaps try to
get a bit of an idea of what the person you book is like - there's a social aspect to what I do of
course - or you risk ending up with a Muppet!
My average booking lasts three hours.
According to the time-money ratio, the longer you have me the
better the deal it works out for you, and of course the more free
sketches I can do.
along with lots of
photos of recent live work
(and pics of 'orrible old Mr Sketchum) on my website made with
genuine sticky-tape, mean you can trust that what you
see here is exactly what you get.
Quotes given are all-inclusive & there's no VAT to add
I'm often due
to stop when I'm still in high demand, which can break
guests' hearts! For
you can usually*
get me to extend my performance.
Preprinting graphics and/or commemorative
messages on all the sheets of card I work on adds £40.
long as I can catch the last train home/haven't got
something important previously planned/don't have
another booking for straight after yours.
are payable on or a
few days before the day of performance (corporate client terms may vary), by bank transfer, BACS,
cash, cheque, or PayPal (works with AmEx).
Once we're agreed on the main details
I'll email my booking form (not the enquiry form below!) to you. When that's been completed, returned
and acknowledged, you've secured my services, and all that's left for us to do is
hold tight until we contact
each other a week or so before the event, just to check everything's
still on track...and
we're all set to go!
Alfie (..or "Mr Sketchum"!) ~
~ For a prompt response please use
the enquiry form
(*if emailing, try to include the details below)
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